silence?!
counter guy: jesus christ?
me: …what?
counter guy: do you believe in jesus christ?
[pause]
counter guy: jesus christ?
me: no, i don’t
counter guy: do you believe in god?
me: no
counter guy: you’re not christian?
me: i’m an atheist
counter guy: who do you believe created the universe?
[pause]
me: science?
counter guy: silence?!
me: …science.
i adore the liquor store at harrison and 14th but i had a really weird exchange with the african counter dude this morning while buying AA batteries.
