February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Feb 10th
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advice
on plans for friday night / making new friends — maris: y’know, don’t be well mannered or well dressed, it’ll be more real.  #truth
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
14 posts
Jan 31st
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People in their 20’s are terrible.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
one of my co-workers bought this for me →
Jan 27th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
silence?!
counter guy: jesus christ?  me: …what?  counter guy: do you believe in jesus christ?  [pause] counter guy: jesus christ?  me: no, i don’t counter guy: do you believe in god?  me: no counter guy: you’re not christian?  me: i’m an atheist counter guy: who do you believe created the universe?  [pause]  me: science? counter guy: silence?! me: …science. i...
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in the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. in new york city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are part an elite squad known as the special victims unit. these are their stories.
Jan 8th
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December 2011
10 posts
Dec 20th
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diy bitchface
i was reading an article about reasons you’re not married. which got me started wondering about dude reactions to female anger. which led me here.  “Overwhelmed by female anger, men fold.”  then i came across tavi’s DIY bitchface instructions for winners which felt a little bit like fate and a little bit awful.  either way, food for thought. 
Dec 8th
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synergy →
nevver: think outside the box (16%) circle back (15%) synergy (14%) it is what it is (13%) touch base (13%) at the end of the day (13%) let’s take this offline (12%) low-hanging fruit (11%) value-added (11%) proactive (10%) paradigm shift (9%) best practices (9%) going forward… synergy would be my #1 and there’s no mention of looping a person (or team) in. 
Dec 7th
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November 2011
7 posts
Nov 26th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 18th
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Nov 11th
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WatchWatch
Patrick Miller!
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October 2011
11 posts
http://www.ktvu.com/video/29587714/index.html →
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Oct 9th
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Oct 7th
advice
me: what should i wear?  maris: something that screams ‘i’m not trying to impress you and i ride my bike all the time.’  me: which is less ‘i’m trying’? denim or members only?  maris: member’s only, you wore denim to the party.
Oct 6th
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sunday
/snit/ noun: a fit of irritation; a sulk: “the ambassador had withdrawn in a snit.”
Oct 3rd
September 2011
13 posts
Sep 30th
Listeni’m too in love with this song. it feels...
Sep 30th
rlgsgrls →
we’re giving away a pair of tickets to see religious girls at the uptown on friday. enter the contest, please.  we only have one entrant. c’mon broaklanders. 
Sep 27th